Q: Do you want to hear a pizza joke? A: Never mind, its too cheesy.
Q: Why do bicycles fall over? A: They are two tired.
Q: How does the ocean say hello? A: It waves.
Q: How do you mend a Tuba A: With a tuba glue.
Q: Why kids are always complaining A: to show love
Q: Why do kids have a hard time hgetting up early A : cause they're like me
Q: What do lawyers wear to court? A: Lawsuits!
Q: What do you get when you cross fish and an elephant? A: Swimming trunks.