Doctor Doctor I feel like a pair of curtains. Pull your self together.
Doctor Doctor I keep dreaming of Teepees and Wigwams You are two tense
Doctor it hurts when I do this. Don't do that.
The difference between a neurotic and a psychotic is that, while a psychotic thinks that 2 + 2 = 5, a neurotic knows the answer is 4, but it worries him.
Doctor, Doctor, I've got wind! Can you give me something? Yes � here's a kite!
"Doctor doctor; I only got sixty seconds to live ..." "Can you wait there for a minute please!"
Q: Did you hear about the baby born in the high tech delivery room? A: It was cordless!
What's a conflict look like? No joke!
I’d never had surgery, and I was nervous. “This is a very simple, noninvasive procedure,” the anesthesiologist reassured me. I felt better, until … “Heck,” he continued, “you have a better chance of dying from the anesthesia than the surgery itself.”
Conflict! HA!