LAUGH OUT YOUR SORROW

1_The beauty of a Lady on Social media,
depends on the kind of phone she's using.
Am I communicating?

2_There is nothing more stressing than breaking
up with a short girl. Every time you see kids you
remember her...

3_Girl: Baby I'm having stomach ache and
headache
Boy:Sorry
Girl:Baby take me to Mr. Biggs
Boy:You mean MR. BIGGS TEACHING HOSPITAL

4_When I see white men with laptop all I think are
businessmen. When I see Nigerians with a laptop
all I see is Dj Prabuh.

5_Joe: Dr. I have a problem with forgetting.
Dr : When did the problem start?
Joe: Which problem?

6_Neighbors Will Always See Any Lady U Bring
Home, Even @12 Midnite ....
But They'll Never See The Thief Who Stole From
Ur room That in d Afternoon.????

7_only a black person will steal your thing and
help u to search it after!

8_Do u know that it took me 19years to know
that the plural of bread is sliced bread?

9_Yesterday my friend called his uncle living in
Abuja and received 150k for shopping... My
problem now is my own Uncle, if I flash him, he
will flash me back.

10_Before you fall in love, test the strength of
your heart by playing soccer bet with your school
fees.

11_After enjoying my jokes ur ancestors are
telling u not to comment and like my friend tell
them oo that thunder is watching ooo