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Knock-Knock Jokes for all Ages

Knock Knock! Who's there? 
Norma Lee 
Norma Lee who? 
Norma Lee I have my key, can you let me in? 

Knock Knock! Who's there? 
Mikey 
Mikey who? 
Mikey doesn't fit in the keyhole! 

Knock Knock! Who's there? 
Figs 
Figs who? 
Figs the doorbell, it's broken! 

Knock Knock! Who's there? 
Tank 
Tank who? 
You're welcome! 

Knock Knock! Who's there? 
Barbie 
Barbie who? 
Barbie Q Chicken! 

Knock Knock! Who's There? 
Cheese 
Cheese Who? 
Cheese a jolly good fellow! 

Knock, knock! Who's there? 
Abby 
Abby who? 
Abby Birthday to you! 

Knock Knock! Who's there? 
Howdy 
Howdy Who? 
Howdy I get in? 
The doorknob is stuck! 

Knock Knock! Who's there? 
Orange 
Orange Who? 
Orange you glad to see me? 

Knock Knock! Who's there? 
Water
Water Who? 
Water you waiting for? Open the door! 

Knock Knock! Who's there? 
Dewey 
Dewey Who? 
Dewey have to knock again for you to let us in? 

Knock Knock! Who's there? 
Cash 
Cash who? 
I knew you were a nut!



Knock Knock! Who's there? 
Justin 
Justin who? 
Justin time for lunch 

Knock, knock! Who's there? 
Dwayne 
Dwayne who? 
Dwayne the bathtub, it's overflowing! 

Knock, knock! Who's there? 
Pencil 
Pencil who? 
Pencil fall down if you don't wear a belt. 

Knock, knock! Who's there? 
A little girl 
A little girl who? 
A little girl who can't reach the doorbell. 

Knock, knock! Who's there? 
Value 
Value who? 
Value be my valentine? 

Knock Knock! Who's there? 
Olive 
Olive who? 
Olive right next to you, I'm your neighbour! 

Knock Knock! Who's there? 
Bacon 
Bacon who? 
Bacon a cake for your birthday. 

Knock Knock! Who's there? 
Sweden 
Sweden who? 
Sweden sour chicken is my favourite Chinese meal! 

Knock Knock! Who's there? 
Dots 
Dots who? 
Dots for me to know, and you to find out! 

Knock Knock! Who's there? 
Ivana 
Ivana who? 
Ivana come inside. Let me in! 

Knock Knock! Who's There? 
Cheese 
Cheese Who? 
Cheese a very cute girl! 

Knock Knock! Who's there? 
Broccoli 
Broccoli who? 
Broccoli doesn't have a last name, silly!



Knock Knock! Who's there? 
Opportunity 
Opportunity who? 
Don't be silly - opportunity doesn't knock twice! 

Knock Knock! Who's there? 
Amish 
Amish Who? 
Awwww How sweet. I miss you too. 

Knock Knock! Who's there? 
Little Old lady 
Little Old lady who? 
Wow, I didn't know you could yodel! 

Knock Knock! Who's there? 
Doctor 
Doctor who? 
That's a great TV show, isn't it? 

Knock Knock! Who's there? 
Jamaican 
Jamaican who? 
Jamaican me crazy 

Knock, Knock! Who's there? 
Lettuce 
Lettuce who? 
Lettuce in and we'll tell you! 

Knock, knock! Who's there? 
Roach 
Roach who? 
Roach you a letter, did you get it? 

Knock, knock! Who's there? 
King Tut 
King Tut who? 
King Tut-key fried chicken! 

Knock, knock! Who's there? 
Etch 
Etch who? 
Bless you! 

Knock, knock! Who's there?
Annie 
Annie who? 
Annie body home? 

Knock, knock! Who's there? 
Boo 
Boo who? 
Gosh, don't cry it's just a knock knock joke. 

Knock, knock! Who's there? 
Watson 
Watson who? 
What's on TV tonight? 

Knock, knock! Who's there? 
Beats 
Beats who? 
Beats me. 

Knock, knock! Who's there? 
Ya 
Ya who? 
No thanks, I’m more of a Google person. 

Knock, knock! Who's there? 
Tank 
Tank who? 
Your welcome! 

Knock, knock! Who's there? 
Althea 
Althea who? 
Althea later alligator! 

Knock, knock! Who's there? 
Luke 
Luke who? 
Luke through the the peep hole and find out 

Knock, knock! Who's there? 
Avenue 
Avenue who? 
Avenue knocked on this door before? 

Knock, knock! Who's there? 
Adore 
Adore who? 
Adore is between us. Open up! 

Knock, Knock! Who's there? 
I have toop 
I have toop who? 
You have to POO? Well, go to the bathroom, then! 




Knock Knock! Who's there? 
Radio! 
Radio who? 
Radi-o not, here I come! 

Knock knock! Who's there? 
Cows go 
Cows go who? 
No, cows go moo! 

Knock knock! Who's there? 
Honey bee 
Honey bee who? 
Honey bee a dear and get me a soda! 

Knock knock! Who's there? 
Doris 
Doris who? 
Doris locked, that's why I'm knocking! 

Knock, knock! Who's there? 
Needle 
Needle who? 
Needle little money to buy lunch today 

Knock, knock! Who's there? 
Dozen 
Dozen who? 
Dozen anyone wanna let me in? 

Knock Knock! Who's There? 
A mall 
A mall who? 
A mall shook up! 

Knock Knock! Who's There? 
Tennis 
Tennis who? 
Tennis my favorite number! 

Knock Knock! Who's There? 
Kanga 
Kanga who? 
No, Kangaroo! 

Knock Knock! Who's There? 
Ice cream 
Ice cream who? 
Ice cream when I see a ghost! 

Knock Knock! Who's There? 
Vonn 
Vonn who? 
Vonn day my prince will come! 

Knock Knock! Who's There? 
Sid 
Sid who? 
Sid down and eat your dinner! 

Knock, knock! Who's there? 
Claire 
Claire who? 
Claire the way, I'm coming through! 

Knock Knock! Who's there? 
Chicken 
Chicken who? 
Chicken your pockets if you can't find your keys. 

Knock Knock! Who's there? 
Doughnut 
Doughnut who? 
Doughnut ask, it's a secret 

Knock, knock! Who's there? 
Viper 
Viper who? 
Viper nose, it's running! 

Knock, knock! Who's there? 
Spell 
Spell who? 
W-H-O 

Knock, knock! Who's there? 
Iva 
Iva Who? 
I've a sore hand from knocking! 

Knock, knock! Who's there? 
Noah 
Noah Who? 
Noah good place where I can get something to eat? 

Knock, knock! Who's there? 
Otto 
Otto Who? 
Otto know. I've got amnesia! 

Knock, knock! Who's there? 
Canoe 
Canoe Who? 
Canoe help me find a gas station around here? 




Knock, knock! Who's there? 
Europe 
Europe Who? 
No, YOU'RE a poo! 

Knock, knock! Who's there? 
Henrietta 
Henrietta Who? 
Henrietta worm that was in his apple 

Knock, knock! Who's there? 
Harry 
Harry Who? 
Harry up, it's cold out here! 

Knock, knock! Who's there? 
A herd 
A herd Who? 
A herd you were home, so I came over! 

Knock, knock! Who's there? 
Robin 
Robin Who? 
Robin the piggy bank again 

Knock, knock! Who's there? 
Ivor 
Ivor Who? 
Ivor you let me in, or I'll climb through the window! 

Knock, knock! Who's there? 
Sadie 
Sadie Who? 
Sadie magic word and watch me disappear! 

Knock, knock! Who's there? 
Ben 
Ben Who? 
Ben knocking for 10 minutes! 

Knock Knock! Who's there? 
Police 
Police who? 
Police stop telling these awful knock, knock jokes! 

Knock Knock! Who's there? 
Owl 
Owl who?
Owl good things come to those who wait. 

Knock Knock! Who's there? 
Some bunny 
Some bunny who? 
Some bunny has been eating my carrots! 

Knock Knock! Who's there? 
For 
For who? 
For the hundreth time, it's me Tom. Now open the door! 

Knock Knock! Who's there? 
Shh 
Shh who?
Shh yourself. 
I'm trying to watch a movie! 

Knock Knock! Who's there? 
Carmen 
Carmen who? 
Carmen open the door already! 

Knock Knock! Who's there? 
Bat 
Bat who? 
Bat you'll never guess! 

Knock Knock! Who's there? 
Oswald 
Oswald who? 
Oswald my gum 

Knock Knock! Who's there? 
Yacht 
Yacht who? 
Yacht a know me by now! 




Knock Knock! Who's there? 
Anit 
Anita who? 
Anita eat something, I’m hungry!

Knock Knock! Who's there? 
Sara 
Sara who? 
Sara person in there who can let me in?

Knock Knock! Who's there? 
Halibut 
Halibut who? 
Halibut you let me inside! 

Knock Knock! Who's there? 
Eyesore 
Eyesore who? 
Eyesore do love you! 

Knock Knock! Who's there? 
Foster 
Foster who? 
Foster than a speeding bullet! 

Knock Knock! Who's there? 
Nuisance 
Nuisance who? 
What’s Nuisance yesterday? 

Knock Knock! Who's there? 
Dwight 
Dwight who? 
Dwight way is better than the wrong way! 

Knock Knock! Who's there? 
Haden 
Haden who? 
Haden go seek! 

Knock Knock! Who's there? 
Peas 
Peas who? 
Peas to meet you! 

Knock Knock! Who's there? 
Zany 
Zany who? 
Zany body going to let me in?

Knock Knock! Who's there? 
Want 
Want who? 
Want Who Three Four Five! 

Knock Knock! Who's there? 
Zeke 
Zeke who? 
Zeke and you shall find! 

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