A priest was an avid golfer, but every time he played, he found himself cheating. One day, he decided he had to confess his sins to a fellow priest.
"I'm sorry, Father," he said. "I'm a terrible sinner. I've been cheating on the golf course, and I don't know what to do."
The other priest thought for a moment and then said, "Have you tried asking for God's help?"
The first priest nodded and said, "Yes, I have. But every time I ask Him for help, He tells me to take two strokes off my game."
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