- git pull a day keeps the conflicts away
- If you have anything staged, commit now or stash forever
- git-hg: Don't you know that's poison?
- git stash drop: Hey! That stuff's expensive.
- Remember to keep your porcelain clean
- git-fetch: no training required
- Commit early, commit often. A tip for version controlling - not for relationships
- Fork by yourself, shame on you. Fork with a friend, now we're getting somewhere.
- A branch, a tag, and a reflog walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some sort of rebase?"
- Why did the commit cross the rebase? To git to the other repo
- You can checkout any time you like, but you can never diff.
- git-sweep: It's brooms, all the way down.
- I kissed a git, and I liked it. I hope my repo don't mind it.
- The git that keeps on giving.
- git-svn: now you have two problems.
- CVS Survivors Meetings are Tuesdays at 9
- Beware the HEADless horseman of gitty hollow
- Be careful not to step in the git-gui
- Ring around the repo, pockets full of plumbing, objects, objects, we all commit.
- git-nom --omnom: eats all your tasty code
- Gits N' Roses: Now with more git cherry-pop, git freebase, and starring git Slash!
- Nurture your git-twigs and they will grow into a full branch
- Knock knock. Who's there? Git. Git-who? Sorry, 'who' is not a git command - did you mean 'show'?
- We're gits of the round table! | We eat ham and jam and commitalot! | On second thought, let's not go to #gitalot. It is a silly place.
- Be careful when rewriting history. It may push you to use the dark side of the --force
- When you play the game of clones, you merge or you reset --hard.
- git-clone has nothing to do with reproduction. So stop that.
- git: Multiplayer Notepad
- It's big, it's heavy, it's wood! git-log, from BLAMMO!
- Now with more indirect cycling giraffes!
- git-prune: not as tasty as git-cherry, but much better for you
- git-fsck: think of the children
- Keep good care of your git-shell and your inner snail will thank you
- git-daemon: the evil rises
- git-bisect: No, not like that. Grow up.
- git-cherry-pick does not yield actual delicious cherries
- Be careful not to remove the branch you're standing on
- In Soviet Russia, git commits YOU!
- git: Committed for life
- git happens
- We can't stop here, this is git country!
- I bet you thought this was a joke. Nope, git-testa.
- May the forks be with you
- Wait for the git-beats --drop
- git is one byte short of a four-letter word
- Yo dawg we heard you like commits so we put some commits in your tree so you can add submodules while you commit
- What we push in life echoes in eternity
- All those commits will be lost in time... Like tears in rain... Time to gc
- git-bisect: The good, the bad and the... uhh... skip
- git-stash: The sock drawer of version control
- git-filter-branch: Hide your dirty laundry
- git - control your forest of trees
- git - subversion done right
- This is not a joke, it's a commit.
- We're gits on the moon! We format our patches! But there ain't no stashes so we code bad branches and rebase our commits!
- git-cherry: the healthier snack
- Be careful you don't get lost in gitland!
- diff in hell, SVNites!
- gitcoin: REWRITE A COMMIT, GO TO JAIL
- git off!
- Those who cannot --graph their branch are condemned to rebase it
- Once you go git, you never go back.
- This is not the greatest commit in the world, this is just a cherry-pick.
- You can store your code in it!
- Hadn't been for merge-eyed Joe, Ida been commited long time ago
- git commit crim… PUT DOWN THAT GUN AND HANDS UP IN THE AIR!
- No, I'm gitticus!
- git-blame: ruining friendships since 2006
- GitMan: Able to merge 8-headed octopoii in a single command! X-Ray vision of all code history!
- In Git we trust!
- all your rebase are belong to us
- git request-pull: only legal in Nevada.
- git: where we dropped our trunks and all have masters
- git: history is written by the committers.
- Git gets easier once you get the basic idea that branches are homeomorphic endofunctors mapping submanifolds of a Hilbert space.
- Ceci n'est pas une commit
- git out of da choppah!
- DaftPunk.git: clone it, fetch it, merge it, push it; pull it, log it, cherry-pick it
- Non nobis Domine, sed Git da gloriam!
- Updates were rejected: use the --force
- I git by with a little help from my friends
- iGit 2.5 S: THE NEW GIT | MORE PERSONAL | MORE HIPSTER | THE MOST GIT SINCE GIT
- Commits are not objects of love, and should not be judged by their size.
- Always make picking as sweet as the cherries, with gitvia.
- where do SVN-Users keep their HEAD? ... in the trunk!
- Git can remember it for you wholesale
- Git knows what you did last summer!
- A commit a day keeps the mobs away
- git-outhouse: when even plumbing commands are too nice
- May the --force be with you
- War is peace, freedom is slavery, ignorance is strength, svn is version control
- Subversion to crimestop thoughtcrime and unperson Emmanuel Gitstein
- The git-git-slide is fun to dance to, until it isn't
- git gud
- In case of fire: git commit, git push, leave the building
- Don't forgit to bring a towel
- It's not that hard, you just need to git good
- War is peace, freedom is slavery, ignorance is strength, git is version control
- Don't let the walls cave in on you, git knows where your HEAD's at
- What is the most loyal tool of a programmer? Git, because of its COMMITment!
- Fork it until you make it.
- The problem with Git jokes ? well, everyone has their own version :)
- Git offa my lawn!
- Frankly, my dear, I don't give a fork.
- How the git cult end their prayers ? --amen(d)