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Funny Knock Knock Jokes | Part 3

Knock Knock.

Who’s there?

Knock.

Knock who?

Knock Knock.


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Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Interrupting sloth.

Interrupting sloth who?

(20 seconds silent break)
SLOOOOOOTTTTHHHH !!!!


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Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Rupert Pippslebum.

Rupert Pippslebum who?

And exactly how many Rupert Pippslebums do you know?


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Knock, knock

Who's there?

Canvas

Who?

Actually, it’s kangaroo!

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Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Art.

Art who?

R2-D2, of course.

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Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Spell.

Spell who?

W-H-O.

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Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Owls say.

Owls say who?

Yep, that they do.

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Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Aaahh.

Aaahh who?

A big bad wolf, apparently.

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If I had to go fight overseas, would you still remember me after a year?

Yes.

And 2 years?

Yes.

What about 5 years?

Yes.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Well, that hurts.

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Knock knock!

Who's there?

Hawaii.

Hawaii who?

I'm very well, thank you so much, and Hawaii you?

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Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Nobel.

Nobel who?

No bell, I knock.

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