Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Knock.
Knock who?
Knock Knock.
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Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Interrupting sloth.
Interrupting sloth who?
(20 seconds silent break)
SLOOOOOOTTTTHHHH !!!!
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Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Rupert Pippslebum.
Rupert Pippslebum who?
And exactly how many Rupert Pippslebums do you know?
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Canvas
Who?
Actually, it’s kangaroo!
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Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Art.
Art who?
R2-D2, of course.
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Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W-H-O.
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Owls say.
Owls say who?
Yep, that they do.
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Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Aaahh.
Aaahh who?
A big bad wolf, apparently.
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If I had to go fight overseas, would you still remember me after a year?
Yes.
And 2 years?
Yes.
What about 5 years?
Yes.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Well, that hurts.
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Knock knock!
Who's there?
Hawaii.
Hawaii who?
I'm very well, thank you so much, and Hawaii you?
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
No bell, I knock.
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