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Best Knock Knock Jokes! | Part 1

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Opportunity!

That is impossible. Opportunity doesn’t come knocking twice!



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Knock knock.

Who’s there?

An extraterrestrial.

Extraterrestrial who?

What – how many extra-terrestrials do you know?


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Knock knock.

Who's there?

Beats.

Beats who?

Beats me.
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Knock knock.

Who’s there?

The interrupting cow.

Interrupting cow wh-

Moooooo!
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Knock knock.

Who’s there?

The door.
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Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Double.

Double who?

W!
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Knock, knock.

Who's there?

No-one.

No-one who?
(Remain silent)
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Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Yoda lady.

Yoda lady who?

Good job yodeling!
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Why did the chicken cross the road?

To hunt somebody down.

Knock knock.

Who's there? 

The chicken.
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Knock, Knock.

Who's there?

Tense/dramatic musical background.

Tense/dramatic musical background who?

...DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUNNNNNNN!
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Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Déja.

Déja who?

Knock knock.
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Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?

Leaf!

Leaf who?

Leaf the house, you’re not the owner anymore!

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