Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Opportunity!
That is impossible. Opportunity doesn’t come knocking twice!
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Knock knock.
Who’s there?
An extraterrestrial.
Extraterrestrial who?
What – how many extra-terrestrials do you know?
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Beats.
Beats who?
Beats me.
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Knock knock.
Who’s there?
The interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh-
Moooooo!
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Knock knock.
Who’s there?
The door.
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Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Double.
Double who?
W!
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
No-one.
No-one who?
(Remain silent)
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Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Yoda lady.
Yoda lady who?
Good job yodeling!
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
To hunt somebody down.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
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Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Tense/dramatic musical background.
Tense/dramatic musical background who?
...DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUNNNNNNN!
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Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Déja.
Déja who?
Knock knock.
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Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Leaf!
Leaf who?
Leaf the house, you’re not the owner anymore!
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