Snail Walk
A snail slid inside a bar. The barman didn’t permit snails to come inside and proceeded to kick him out. A year passed and the exact same snail came back into the bar. He slid up to the barman and said, “Why did you do that?”
Definition Of An Idiot
A son walks up to his father and asks him to define what an idiot is. His father replies, “An idiot is somebody who is trying to explain thoughts to somebody in a way that is long and dull and does not make any sense to anyone. Do you understand?” His son looks back in confusion and says, “No!”
One Day To Live
A man receives a phone call from his physician who tells him that he has great and horrible news to give to him.
“What is the great news,” asks the man.
“You have 24 hours to live!”
“Oh no! Then what is the horrible news?”
“I forgot to call and tell you yesterday.”
A snail slid inside a bar. The barman didn’t permit snails to come inside and proceeded to kick him out. A year passed and the exact same snail came back into the bar. He slid up to the barman and said, “Why did you do that?”
Definition Of An Idiot
A son walks up to his father and asks him to define what an idiot is. His father replies, “An idiot is somebody who is trying to explain thoughts to somebody in a way that is long and dull and does not make any sense to anyone. Do you understand?” His son looks back in confusion and says, “No!”
One Day To Live
A man receives a phone call from his physician who tells him that he has great and horrible news to give to him.
“What is the great news,” asks the man.
“You have 24 hours to live!”
“Oh no! Then what is the horrible news?”
“I forgot to call and tell you yesterday.”
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