tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-80458110971863742812024-02-07T08:27:23.101+05:45Prank lovers - Prank For AllIf you love having fun with your buddies, funny pranks are a great way to make things awesome. Good Pranks are tried and tested hoaxes, practical jokes and tricks that have been played on friends and family. Either way, you've come to the right place, for here you'll find funny prank pictures that will leave you with plenty of hysterically cruel ideas you totally didn't hear. Here are some ideas. pranks, jokes, nepali jokes, indian jokes from all around the worldUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger575125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8045811097186374281.post-46622001988224695632023-08-16T16:10:00.010+05:452023-08-16T16:10:57.999+05:45Harvesting Honesty: The Tale of Ramchandra's Legacy<p>In a quaint countryside village nestled between rolling hills and lush green fields, lived a man named Ramchandra. Ramchandra was known throughout the village for his unwavering honesty and strong work ethic. With his weathered hands and a heart of gold, he was a pillar of integrity in the community.</p><p>Ramchandra lived a simple life with his two children, Maya and Raju. Maya was the elder of the two, a bright and curious girl with a penchant for storytelling, while Raju was a young boy full of boundless energy and an infectious laughter. They lived in a modest cottage surrounded by colorful flowers and a small garden where Ramchandra grew vegetables.</p><p>Ramchandra worked as a farmer, tending to his crops with dedication and care. He was known for his commitment to using organic methods and his willingness to share his knowledge with fellow farmers. Despite the challenges that nature often presented, Ramchandra's fields always bore a bountiful harvest.</p><p>One summer, the village faced a severe drought. Crops were failing, and the villagers were worried about the impending scarcity of food. Ramchandra's fields, too, were affected, but he refused to give in to despair. Instead, he went to the village council and suggested that they collectively dig a well to alleviate the water shortage.</p><p>His proposal was met with approval, and the villagers worked tirelessly, digging day and night. Ramchandra contributed not only his labor but also his resources, offering tools and his own savings to support the well's construction. His selflessness and leadership motivated others, and soon enough, water began to flow from the newly dug well, saving the village from the worst of the drought's effects.</p><p>As the years went by, Ramchandra continued to inspire those around him with his honesty and kindness. He taught his children the values of hard work, integrity, and compassion. Maya, following in her father's footsteps, became a storyteller, using her tales to spread messages of hope and unity. Raju, now a young man, became a teacher, dedicating his life to educating the village's children.</p><p>Ramchandra's legacy lived on not only in the stories told but also in the thriving village he helped shape. The well he had helped build remained a symbol of the power of community coming together. And though life in the countryside had its challenges, the people of the village knew that as long as they had the spirit of honesty and togetherness, they could weather any storm.</p><p>Ramchandra's life was a testament to the fact that even in the simplest of lives, honesty, hard work, and a strong sense of community could leave an indelible mark, echoing through generations to come.</p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8045811097186374281.post-7346312286401053532023-07-25T15:33:00.001+05:452023-07-25T15:33:05.947+05:45Jester of Chuckleville: The Hilarious Adventures of Jack and His Laughter Legacy<p>Once upon a time in the small town of Chuckleville, there lived a quirky and hilarious character named Jack. Jack was known far and wide for his comical antics and wild imagination. He had a knack for turning even the most mundane situations into sidesplitting adventures.</p><p>One sunny morning, as Jack strolled down Main Street, he noticed a sign outside the Chuckleville Funfair. The sign read, "Comedy Contest: Win a Year's Supply of Chuckles!" Intrigued by the prospect of an endless supply of laughter, Jack decided to participate.</p><p>The comedy contest was set to take place later that day at the Chuckleville Funfair's grand stage. Jack immediately set out to prepare his routine. He practiced his jokes in front of his pet parrot, Polly, who squawked and laughed along as Jack delivered punchlines and hilarious anecdotes.</p><p>As evening fell, the Funfair was abuzz with excitement. The crowd eagerly awaited the contestants to step on the stage and tickle their funny bones. Jack, dressed in a colorful clown outfit, confidently marched towards the spotlight, ready to entertain.</p><p>With a mischievous grin, Jack began his performance. He told jokes about chickens crossing roads, cows telling jokes, and even a talking sock that walked into a bar. Each punchline sent waves of laughter through the audience, and Jack's confidence grew with every chuckle.</p><p>Then came the highlight of Jack's routine: his famous impersonation of the town's grumpy old mayor. With a wig and oversized glasses, Jack nailed the mayor's signature scowl and gruff voice. The audience erupted into laughter, and even the mayor himself couldn't help but crack a smile from the front row.</p><p>As Jack wrapped up his act with a hilarious dance number, the crowd cheered and clapped with delight. The judges, wiping away tears of laughter, awarded him a perfect score.</p><p>Jack had won the Comedy Contest and the grand prize of a year's supply of Chuckles - barrels of candy that made anyone who tasted them burst into laughter. The whole town celebrated Jack's victory, and he became a beloved local celebrity known as "The Chuckleville Jester."</p><p>From that day forward, Jack continued to spread laughter and joy throughout Chuckleville. He performed at schools, hospitals, and local events, making everyone he met giggle, chortle, and guffaw.</p><p>And so, the tale of Jack, The Chuckleville Jester, became a legend in the town. His legacy of laughter lived on, and Chuckleville became a place where joy and humor never faded away. The endearing antics of Jack taught the town that laughter truly was the best medicine, and that a smile could brighten even the cloudiest of days.</p><p><br /></p><p><br /></p><p><br /></p><p><br /></p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8045811097186374281.post-6187502556753403372023-04-07T15:50:00.005+05:452023-04-07T15:50:51.340+05:45Job InterviewA man went to a job interview and was asked, "What's your greatest weakness?"<br /><br />The man thought for a moment and then replied, "I'm brutally honest."<br /><br />The interviewer nodded and said, "I don't think honesty is a weakness."<br /><br />The man looked at him and said, "I don't give a damn what you think."Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8045811097186374281.post-7770252231230273542023-04-07T15:48:00.006+05:452023-04-07T15:48:37.186+05:45The Smart Blonde<p style="--tw-border-spacing-x: 0; --tw-border-spacing-y: 0; --tw-ring-color: rgba(59,130,246,0.5); --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 transparent; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 transparent; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 transparent; --tw-shadow: 0 0 transparent; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; background-color: #f7f7f8; border: 0px solid rgb(217, 217, 227); box-sizing: border-box; color: #374151; font-family: Söhne, ui-sans-serif, system-ui, -apple-system, "Segoe UI", Roboto, Ubuntu, Cantarell, "Noto Sans", sans-serif, "Helvetica Neue", Arial, "Apple Color Emoji", "Segoe UI Emoji", "Segoe UI Symbol", "Noto Color Emoji"; font-size: 16px; margin: 1.25em 0px; white-space: pre-wrap;">A blonde woman was tired of people thinking she was stupid just because of her hair color. So, she decided to dye her hair brown.</p><p style="--tw-border-spacing-x: 0; --tw-border-spacing-y: 0; --tw-ring-color: rgba(59,130,246,0.5); --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 transparent; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 transparent; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 transparent; --tw-shadow: 0 0 transparent; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; background-color: #f7f7f8; border: 0px solid rgb(217, 217, 227); box-sizing: border-box; color: #374151; font-family: Söhne, ui-sans-serif, system-ui, -apple-system, "Segoe UI", Roboto, Ubuntu, Cantarell, "Noto Sans", sans-serif, "Helvetica Neue", Arial, "Apple Color Emoji", "Segoe UI Emoji", "Segoe UI Symbol", "Noto Color Emoji"; font-size: 16px; margin: 1.25em 0px; white-space: pre-wrap;">She went to a hair salon and had her hair dyed brown. Feeling more confident, she decided to take a test to prove her intelligence.</p><p style="--tw-border-spacing-x: 0; --tw-border-spacing-y: 0; --tw-ring-color: rgba(59,130,246,0.5); --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 transparent; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 transparent; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 transparent; --tw-shadow: 0 0 transparent; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; background-color: #f7f7f8; border: 0px solid rgb(217, 217, 227); box-sizing: border-box; color: #374151; font-family: Söhne, ui-sans-serif, system-ui, -apple-system, "Segoe UI", Roboto, Ubuntu, Cantarell, "Noto Sans", sans-serif, "Helvetica Neue", Arial, "Apple Color Emoji", "Segoe UI Emoji", "Segoe UI Symbol", "Noto Color Emoji"; font-size: 16px; margin: 1.25em 0px; white-space: pre-wrap;">She walked into the testing center and told the administrator that she wanted to take a test to prove she was smart.</p><p style="--tw-border-spacing-x: 0; --tw-border-spacing-y: 0; --tw-ring-color: rgba(59,130,246,0.5); --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 transparent; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 transparent; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 transparent; --tw-shadow: 0 0 transparent; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; background-color: #f7f7f8; border: 0px solid rgb(217, 217, 227); box-sizing: border-box; color: #374151; font-family: Söhne, ui-sans-serif, system-ui, -apple-system, "Segoe UI", Roboto, Ubuntu, Cantarell, "Noto Sans", sans-serif, "Helvetica Neue", Arial, "Apple Color Emoji", "Segoe UI Emoji", "Segoe UI Symbol", "Noto Color Emoji"; font-size: 16px; margin: 1.25em 0px; white-space: pre-wrap;">The administrator smiled and said, "Sure, we can do that. What's 4+4?"</p><p style="--tw-border-spacing-x: 0; --tw-border-spacing-y: 0; --tw-ring-color: rgba(59,130,246,0.5); --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 transparent; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 transparent; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 transparent; --tw-shadow: 0 0 transparent; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; background-color: #f7f7f8; border: 0px solid rgb(217, 217, 227); box-sizing: border-box; color: #374151; font-family: Söhne, ui-sans-serif, system-ui, -apple-system, "Segoe UI", Roboto, Ubuntu, Cantarell, "Noto Sans", sans-serif, "Helvetica Neue", Arial, "Apple Color Emoji", "Segoe UI Emoji", "Segoe UI Symbol", "Noto Color Emoji"; font-size: 16px; margin: 1.25em 0px; white-space: pre-wrap;">The blonde thought for a moment and then said, "Eight!"</p><p style="--tw-border-spacing-x: 0; --tw-border-spacing-y: 0; --tw-ring-color: rgba(59,130,246,0.5); --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 transparent; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 transparent; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 transparent; --tw-shadow: 0 0 transparent; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; background-color: #f7f7f8; border: 0px solid rgb(217, 217, 227); box-sizing: border-box; color: #374151; font-family: Söhne, ui-sans-serif, system-ui, -apple-system, "Segoe UI", Roboto, Ubuntu, Cantarell, "Noto Sans", sans-serif, "Helvetica Neue", Arial, "Apple Color Emoji", "Segoe UI Emoji", "Segoe UI Symbol", "Noto Color Emoji"; font-size: 16px; margin: 1.25em 0px; white-space: pre-wrap;">The administrator smiled and said, "Congratulations, you passed!"</p><p style="--tw-border-spacing-x: 0; --tw-border-spacing-y: 0; --tw-ring-color: rgba(59,130,246,0.5); --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 transparent; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 transparent; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 transparent; --tw-shadow: 0 0 transparent; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; background-color: #f7f7f8; border: 0px solid rgb(217, 217, 227); box-sizing: border-box; color: #374151; font-family: Söhne, ui-sans-serif, system-ui, -apple-system, "Segoe UI", Roboto, Ubuntu, Cantarell, "Noto Sans", sans-serif, "Helvetica Neue", Arial, "Apple Color Emoji", "Segoe UI Emoji", "Segoe UI Symbol", "Noto Color Emoji"; font-size: 16px; margin: 1.25em 0px; white-space: pre-wrap;">Feeling elated, the blonde walked out of the testing center and said to herself, "I'm so glad I dyed my hair brown!"</p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8045811097186374281.post-13498929107788392682023-04-07T15:48:00.002+05:452023-04-07T15:48:06.200+05:45The Golfing Priest<p style="--tw-border-spacing-x: 0; --tw-border-spacing-y: 0; --tw-ring-color: rgba(59,130,246,0.5); --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 transparent; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 transparent; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 transparent; --tw-shadow: 0 0 transparent; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; background-color: #f7f7f8; border: 0px solid rgb(217, 217, 227); box-sizing: border-box; color: #374151; font-family: Söhne, ui-sans-serif, system-ui, -apple-system, "Segoe UI", Roboto, Ubuntu, Cantarell, "Noto Sans", sans-serif, "Helvetica Neue", Arial, "Apple Color Emoji", "Segoe UI Emoji", "Segoe UI Symbol", "Noto Color Emoji"; font-size: 16px; margin: 1.25em 0px; white-space: pre-wrap;">A priest was an avid golfer, but every time he played, he found himself cheating. One day, he decided he had to confess his sins to a fellow priest.</p><p style="--tw-border-spacing-x: 0; --tw-border-spacing-y: 0; --tw-ring-color: rgba(59,130,246,0.5); --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 transparent; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 transparent; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 transparent; --tw-shadow: 0 0 transparent; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; background-color: #f7f7f8; border: 0px solid rgb(217, 217, 227); box-sizing: border-box; color: #374151; font-family: Söhne, ui-sans-serif, system-ui, -apple-system, "Segoe UI", Roboto, Ubuntu, Cantarell, "Noto Sans", sans-serif, "Helvetica Neue", Arial, "Apple Color Emoji", "Segoe UI Emoji", "Segoe UI Symbol", "Noto Color Emoji"; font-size: 16px; margin: 1.25em 0px; white-space: pre-wrap;">"I'm sorry, Father," he said. "I'm a terrible sinner. I've been cheating on the golf course, and I don't know what to do."</p><p style="--tw-border-spacing-x: 0; --tw-border-spacing-y: 0; --tw-ring-color: rgba(59,130,246,0.5); --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 transparent; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 transparent; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 transparent; --tw-shadow: 0 0 transparent; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; background-color: #f7f7f8; border: 0px solid rgb(217, 217, 227); box-sizing: border-box; color: #374151; font-family: Söhne, ui-sans-serif, system-ui, -apple-system, "Segoe UI", Roboto, Ubuntu, Cantarell, "Noto Sans", sans-serif, "Helvetica Neue", Arial, "Apple Color Emoji", "Segoe UI Emoji", "Segoe UI Symbol", "Noto Color Emoji"; font-size: 16px; margin: 1.25em 0px; white-space: pre-wrap;">The other priest thought for a moment and then said, "Have you tried asking for God's help?"</p><p style="--tw-border-spacing-x: 0; --tw-border-spacing-y: 0; --tw-ring-color: rgba(59,130,246,0.5); --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 transparent; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 transparent; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 transparent; --tw-shadow: 0 0 transparent; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; background-color: #f7f7f8; border: 0px solid rgb(217, 217, 227); box-sizing: border-box; color: #374151; font-family: Söhne, ui-sans-serif, system-ui, -apple-system, "Segoe UI", Roboto, Ubuntu, Cantarell, "Noto Sans", sans-serif, "Helvetica Neue", Arial, "Apple Color Emoji", "Segoe UI Emoji", "Segoe UI Symbol", "Noto Color Emoji"; font-size: 16px; margin: 1.25em 0px; white-space: pre-wrap;">The first priest nodded and said, "Yes, I have. But every time I ask Him for help, He tells me to take two strokes off my game."</p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8045811097186374281.post-65248257980926314602022-08-16T10:12:00.003+05:452022-08-16T10:12:19.715+05:45WAI WAI DYNAMITE COMEDY CLUB WITH CHAMPIONS - EPISODE 10<p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><iframe allowfullscreen="" class="BLOG_video_class" height="266" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/YQtRaf_ehy0" width="320" youtube-src-id="YQtRaf_ehy0"></iframe></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">WAI WAI DYNAMITE COMEDY CLUB WITH CHAMPIONS | EPISODE 10 | Suman Karki, Sajjan, Kailash, Usha,Umesh</div><br /> <p></p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8045811097186374281.post-46971922384042809392022-08-16T10:10:00.004+05:452022-08-16T10:10:36.489+05:45WAI WAI DYNAMITE COMEDY CLUB WITH CHAMPIONS - EPISODE 11<p> </p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><iframe allowfullscreen="" class="BLOG_video_class" height="266" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/fmsZMemH4gQ" width="320" youtube-src-id="fmsZMemH4gQ"></iframe></div><br /><p></p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8045811097186374281.post-19260418782821540252022-08-16T10:09:00.002+05:452022-08-16T10:09:08.463+05:45WAI WAI DYNAMITE COMEDY CLUB WITH CHAMPIONS - Episode 12<p> </p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; 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text-align: center;"><iframe allowfullscreen="" class="BLOG_video_class" height="266" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/LoG6cQSLNpc" width="320" youtube-src-id="LoG6cQSLNpc"></iframe></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">WAI WAI DYNAMITE COMEDY CLUB WITH CHAMPIONS | EPISODE 14 | Kiran Gajmer, Sajja Chaulagain</div><br /><p></p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8045811097186374281.post-59810048223143284302022-08-16T10:04:00.002+05:452022-08-16T10:04:07.265+05:45WAI WAI DYNAMITE COMEDY CLUB WITH CHAMPIONS - EPISODE 15<p> </p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><iframe allowfullscreen="" class="BLOG_video_class" height="266" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/mCX76riJOrs" width="320" youtube-src-id="mCX76riJOrs"></iframe></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">WAI WAI DYNAMITE COMEDY CLUB WITH CHAMPIONS | EPISODE 15 | Anup Baral, Manish Niraula</div><br /><p></p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8045811097186374281.post-35753577193319943802022-08-16T10:02:00.002+05:452022-08-16T10:02:05.623+05:45WAI WAI DYNAMITE COMEDY CLUB WITH CHAMPIONS - EPISODE 16<p> </p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><iframe allowfullscreen="" class="BLOG_video_class" height="266" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/JtuqbX1m2QE" width="320" youtube-src-id="JtuqbX1m2QE"></iframe></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">WAI WAI DYNAMITE COMEDY CLUB WITH CHAMPIONS | EPISODE 16 | Pooja Sharma, Aakash Shrestha</div><br /><p></p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8045811097186374281.post-59352150716051815102022-08-16T10:00:00.003+05:452022-08-16T10:00:20.743+05:45WAI WAI DYNAMITE COMEDY CLUB WITH CHAMPIONS - EPISODE 17<p> </p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><iframe allowfullscreen="" class="BLOG_video_class" height="266" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/uY7M1QZpg9E" width="320" youtube-src-id="uY7M1QZpg9E"></iframe></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">WAI WAI DYNAMITE COMEDY CLUB WITH CHAMPIONS | EPISODE 17 | Indira Joshi</div><br /><p></p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8045811097186374281.post-48233699699605914742022-08-16T09:58:00.006+05:452022-08-16T09:58:34.653+05:45WAI WAI DYNAMITE COMEDY CLUB WITH CHAMPIONS - EPISODE 18<p> </p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><iframe allowfullscreen="" class="BLOG_video_class" height="266" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/mWO97SK9e3E" width="320" youtube-src-id="mWO97SK9e3E"></iframe></div><br /><p></p><p>WAI WAI DYNAMITE COMEDY CLUB WITH CHAMPIONS | EPISODE 18 | Rabindra Jha, Raj Bahadur Sane</p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8045811097186374281.post-57303564460233958832022-08-16T09:57:00.002+05:452022-08-16T09:57:08.105+05:45WAI WAI DYNAMITE COMEDY CLUB WITH CHAMPIONS - EPISODE 19<p> </p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><iframe allowfullscreen="" class="BLOG_video_class" height="266" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/2Z0SCqVjtew" width="320" youtube-src-id="2Z0SCqVjtew"></iframe></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">WAI WAI DYNAMITE COMEDY CLUB WITH CHAMPIONS | EPISODE 19 | Chakra Bam, Ravi Oad, Anita Chalaune</div><br /><p></p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8045811097186374281.post-79471613593430476092022-08-16T09:55:00.004+05:452022-08-16T09:55:46.118+05:45WAI WAI DYNAMITE COMEDY CLUB WITH CHAMPIONS - EPISODE 20<p> </p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><iframe allowfullscreen="" class="BLOG_video_class" height="266" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/5N8l3VhKIDQ" width="320" youtube-src-id="5N8l3VhKIDQ"></iframe></div><br /><p></p><p>WAI WAI DYNAMITE COMEDY CLUB WITH CHAMPIONS | EPISODE 20 | Puspa Khadka & Shraddha Chhetri</p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8045811097186374281.post-42741850429292799162022-08-16T09:52:00.002+05:452022-08-16T09:52:11.638+05:45WAI WAI DYNAMITE COMEDY CLUB WITH CHAMPIONS - EPISODE 21<p> </p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><iframe allowfullscreen="" class="BLOG_video_class" height="266" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/F_N_FdgAwsk" width="320" youtube-src-id="F_N_FdgAwsk"></iframe></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">WAI WAI DYNAMITE COMEDY CLUB WITH CHAMPIONS | EPISODE 21 | Benisha Hamal,Sampada Baniya, Tej Giri</div><br /><p></p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8045811097186374281.post-2880917995491426172022-08-16T09:49:00.006+05:452022-08-16T09:49:52.270+05:45COMEDY CLUB WITH CHAMPIONS - EPISODE 22<p> </p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><iframe allowfullscreen="" class="BLOG_video_class" height="266" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/Of82v4J479c" width="320" youtube-src-id="Of82v4J479c"></iframe></div>COMEDY CLUB WITH CHAMPIONS - EPISODE 22 | Keki Adhikari, Mukun Bhusal<p></p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8045811097186374281.post-65586073867100960602022-08-15T19:49:00.009+05:452022-08-15T19:50:33.483+05:45India's Laughter Champion - Ep 1<p> </p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><iframe allowfullscreen="" class="BLOG_video_class" height="266" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/-gjxCBGpUHY" width="320" youtube-src-id="-gjxCBGpUHY"></iframe></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">A Perfect Stress Buster | India's Laughter Champion - Ep 1 | Full Episode | 11 June 2022</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">The first episode of India's Laughter Champion will have you in fits of laughter in today's episode. The hosts of this program are Rochelle Roe and Archana Puran Singh. Shekhar Suman serves as the show's judge. As the first participant in the show, Rajpal Yadav steps forward to give his contribution. Rajat Sood shares his hilarious journey into the world of comedy. Watch the episode right away to see the fantastic performances.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #030303; font-family: Roboto, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; text-align: start; white-space: pre-wrap;">Show Name: India's Laughter Champion
Episode: 1 - 11 June 2022
Judges: Shekhar Suman, Archana Puran Singh
Host: Rochelle Roe</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #030303; font-family: Roboto, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; text-align: start; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br /></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #030303; font-family: Roboto, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; text-align: start; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br /></span></div><br /><p></p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8045811097186374281.post-88097479380708640252022-08-15T09:38:00.008+05:452022-08-15T09:38:44.291+05:45Gai Jatra Special - Sunako Lauro VS Kathko Lauro by Manjog Gajurel<p> </p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><iframe allowfullscreen="" class="BLOG_video_class" height="266" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/Fuq-x9xTpBI" width="320" youtube-src-id="Fuq-x9xTpBI"></iframe></div><br /><p></p><p>Manoj Gajurel - सुनको लौरो भर्सेज काठको लौरो - Gaijatra 2079 / Hikmat Mahara Tikaram</p><p>Sunako Lauro VS Kathko Lauro</p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8045811097186374281.post-20500127401866156772022-08-15T09:33:00.004+05:452022-08-15T09:34:34.575+05:45nepali prank |damare ko pressure cooker part - 2 |alish rai new prank 2022 |comedy prank | alish rai<p> </p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><iframe allowfullscreen="" class="BLOG_video_class" height="266" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/1qvI0dBlnkU" width="320" youtube-src-id="1qvI0dBlnkU"></iframe></div><br /><p></p><p>Nepali prank </p><p>Damare ko pressure cooker part - 2 </p><p>Alish Rai new prank 2022 </p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8045811097186374281.post-87948934562619531782022-02-24T18:39:00.001+05:452022-02-24T18:39:08.557+05:45Collection of questionably humorous Git Jokes<div><ol style="text-align: left;"><li><span style="color: #24292f; font-family: -apple-system, system-ui, Segoe UI, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif, Apple Color Emoji, Segoe UI Emoji;"><span style="background-color: white; font-size: 14px;">git pull a day keeps the conflicts away</span></span></li><li><span style="color: #24292f; font-family: -apple-system, system-ui, Segoe UI, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif, Apple Color Emoji, Segoe UI Emoji;"><span style="background-color: white; font-size: 14px;">If you have anything staged, commit now or stash forever</span></span></li><li><span style="color: #24292f; font-family: -apple-system, system-ui, Segoe UI, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif, Apple Color Emoji, Segoe UI Emoji;"><span style="background-color: white; font-size: 14px;">git-hg: Don't you know that's poison?</span></span></li><li><span style="color: #24292f; font-family: -apple-system, system-ui, Segoe UI, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif, Apple Color Emoji, Segoe UI Emoji;"><span style="background-color: white; font-size: 14px;">git stash drop: Hey! That stuff's expensive.</span></span></li><li><span style="color: #24292f; font-family: -apple-system, system-ui, Segoe UI, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif, Apple Color Emoji, Segoe UI Emoji;"><span style="background-color: white; font-size: 14px;">Remember to keep your porcelain clean</span></span></li><li><span style="color: #24292f; font-family: -apple-system, system-ui, Segoe UI, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif, Apple Color Emoji, Segoe UI Emoji;"><span style="background-color: white; font-size: 14px;">git-fetch: no training required</span></span></li><li><span style="color: #24292f; font-family: -apple-system, system-ui, Segoe UI, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif, Apple Color Emoji, Segoe UI Emoji;"><span style="background-color: white; font-size: 14px;">Commit early, commit often. A tip for version controlling - not for relationships</span></span></li><li><span style="color: #24292f; font-family: -apple-system, system-ui, Segoe UI, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif, Apple Color Emoji, Segoe UI Emoji;"><span style="background-color: white; font-size: 14px;">Fork by yourself, shame on you. Fork with a friend, now we're getting somewhere.</span></span></li><li><span style="color: #24292f; font-family: -apple-system, system-ui, Segoe UI, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif, Apple Color Emoji, Segoe UI Emoji;"><span style="background-color: white; font-size: 14px;">A branch, a tag, and a reflog walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some sort of rebase?"</span></span></li><li><span style="color: #24292f; font-family: -apple-system, system-ui, Segoe UI, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif, Apple Color Emoji, Segoe UI Emoji;"><span style="background-color: white; font-size: 14px;">Why did the commit cross the rebase? To git to the other repo</span></span></li><li><span style="color: #24292f; font-family: -apple-system, system-ui, Segoe UI, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif, Apple Color Emoji, Segoe UI Emoji;"><span style="background-color: white; font-size: 14px;">You can checkout any time you like, but you can never diff.</span></span></li><li><span style="color: #24292f; font-family: -apple-system, system-ui, Segoe UI, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif, Apple Color Emoji, Segoe UI Emoji;"><span style="background-color: white; font-size: 14px;">git-sweep: It's brooms, all the way down.</span></span></li><li><span style="color: #24292f; font-family: -apple-system, system-ui, Segoe UI, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif, Apple Color Emoji, Segoe UI Emoji;"><span style="background-color: white; font-size: 14px;">I kissed a git, and I liked it. I hope my repo don't mind it.</span></span></li><li><span style="color: #24292f; font-family: -apple-system, system-ui, Segoe UI, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif, Apple Color Emoji, Segoe UI Emoji;"><span style="background-color: white; font-size: 14px;">The git that keeps on giving.</span></span></li><li><span style="color: #24292f; font-family: -apple-system, system-ui, Segoe UI, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif, Apple Color Emoji, Segoe UI Emoji;"><span style="background-color: white; font-size: 14px;">git-svn: now you have two problems.</span></span></li><li><span style="color: #24292f; font-family: -apple-system, system-ui, Segoe UI, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif, Apple Color Emoji, Segoe UI Emoji;"><span style="background-color: white; font-size: 14px;">CVS Survivors Meetings are Tuesdays at 9</span></span></li><li><span style="color: #24292f; font-family: -apple-system, system-ui, Segoe UI, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif, Apple Color Emoji, Segoe UI Emoji;"><span style="background-color: white; font-size: 14px;">Beware the HEADless horseman of gitty hollow</span></span></li><li><span style="color: #24292f; font-family: -apple-system, system-ui, Segoe UI, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif, Apple Color Emoji, Segoe UI Emoji;"><span style="background-color: white; font-size: 14px;">Be careful not to step in the git-gui</span></span></li><li><span style="color: #24292f; font-family: -apple-system, system-ui, Segoe UI, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif, Apple Color Emoji, Segoe UI Emoji;"><span style="background-color: white; font-size: 14px;">Ring around the repo, pockets full of plumbing, objects, objects, we all commit.</span></span></li><li><span style="color: #24292f; font-family: -apple-system, system-ui, Segoe UI, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif, Apple Color Emoji, Segoe UI Emoji;"><span style="background-color: white; font-size: 14px;">git-nom --omnom: eats all your tasty code</span></span></li><li><span style="color: #24292f; font-family: -apple-system, system-ui, Segoe UI, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif, Apple Color Emoji, Segoe UI Emoji;"><span style="background-color: white; font-size: 14px;">Gits N' Roses: Now with more git cherry-pop, git freebase, and starring git Slash!</span></span></li><li><span style="color: #24292f; font-family: -apple-system, system-ui, Segoe UI, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif, Apple Color Emoji, Segoe UI Emoji;"><span style="background-color: white; font-size: 14px;">Nurture your git-twigs and they will grow into a full branch</span></span></li><li><span style="color: #24292f; font-family: -apple-system, system-ui, Segoe UI, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif, Apple Color Emoji, Segoe UI Emoji;"><span style="background-color: white; font-size: 14px;">Knock knock. Who's there? Git. Git-who? Sorry, 'who' is not a git command - did you mean 'show'?</span></span></li><li><span style="color: #24292f; font-family: -apple-system, system-ui, Segoe UI, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif, Apple Color Emoji, Segoe UI Emoji;"><span style="background-color: white; font-size: 14px;">We're gits of the round table! | We eat ham and jam and commitalot! | On second thought, let's not go to #gitalot. It is a silly place.</span></span></li><li><span style="color: #24292f; font-family: -apple-system, system-ui, Segoe UI, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif, Apple Color Emoji, Segoe UI Emoji;"><span style="background-color: white; font-size: 14px;">Be careful when rewriting history. It may push you to use the dark side of the --force</span></span></li><li><span style="color: #24292f; font-family: -apple-system, system-ui, Segoe UI, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif, Apple Color Emoji, Segoe UI Emoji;"><span style="background-color: white; font-size: 14px;">When you play the game of clones, you merge or you reset --hard.</span></span></li><li><span style="color: #24292f; font-family: -apple-system, system-ui, Segoe UI, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif, Apple Color Emoji, Segoe UI Emoji;"><span style="background-color: white; font-size: 14px;">git-clone has nothing to do with reproduction. So stop that.</span></span></li><li><span style="color: #24292f; font-family: -apple-system, system-ui, Segoe UI, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif, Apple Color Emoji, Segoe UI Emoji;"><span style="background-color: white; font-size: 14px;">git: Multiplayer Notepad</span></span></li><li><span style="color: #24292f; font-family: -apple-system, system-ui, Segoe UI, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif, Apple Color Emoji, Segoe UI Emoji;"><span style="background-color: white; font-size: 14px;">It's big, it's heavy, it's wood! git-log, from BLAMMO!</span></span></li><li><span style="color: #24292f; font-family: -apple-system, system-ui, Segoe UI, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif, Apple Color Emoji, Segoe UI Emoji;"><span style="background-color: white; font-size: 14px;">Now with more indirect cycling giraffes!</span></span></li><li><span style="color: #24292f; font-family: -apple-system, system-ui, Segoe UI, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif, Apple Color Emoji, Segoe UI Emoji;"><span style="background-color: white; font-size: 14px;">git-prune: not as tasty as git-cherry, but much better for you</span></span></li><li><span style="color: #24292f; font-family: -apple-system, system-ui, Segoe UI, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif, Apple Color Emoji, Segoe UI Emoji;"><span style="background-color: white; font-size: 14px;">git-fsck: think of the children</span></span></li><li><span style="color: #24292f; font-family: -apple-system, system-ui, Segoe UI, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif, Apple Color Emoji, Segoe UI Emoji;"><span style="background-color: white; font-size: 14px;">Keep good care of your git-shell and your inner snail will thank you</span></span></li><li><span style="color: #24292f; font-family: -apple-system, system-ui, Segoe UI, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif, Apple Color Emoji, Segoe UI Emoji;"><span style="background-color: white; font-size: 14px;">git-daemon: the evil rises</span></span></li><li><span style="color: #24292f; font-family: -apple-system, system-ui, Segoe UI, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif, Apple Color Emoji, Segoe UI Emoji;"><span style="background-color: white; font-size: 14px;">git-bisect: No, not like that. Grow up.</span></span></li><li><span style="color: #24292f; font-family: -apple-system, system-ui, Segoe UI, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif, Apple Color Emoji, Segoe UI Emoji;"><span style="background-color: white; font-size: 14px;">git-cherry-pick does not yield actual delicious cherries</span></span></li><li><span style="color: #24292f; font-family: -apple-system, system-ui, Segoe UI, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif, Apple Color Emoji, Segoe UI Emoji;"><span style="background-color: white; font-size: 14px;">Be careful not to remove the branch you're standing on</span></span></li><li><span style="color: #24292f; font-family: -apple-system, system-ui, Segoe UI, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif, Apple Color Emoji, Segoe UI Emoji;"><span style="background-color: white; font-size: 14px;">In Soviet Russia, git commits YOU!</span></span></li><li><span style="color: #24292f; font-family: -apple-system, system-ui, Segoe UI, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif, Apple Color Emoji, Segoe UI Emoji;"><span style="background-color: white; font-size: 14px;">git: Committed for life</span></span></li><li><span style="color: #24292f; font-family: -apple-system, system-ui, Segoe UI, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif, Apple Color Emoji, Segoe UI Emoji;"><span style="background-color: white; font-size: 14px;">git happens</span></span></li><li><span style="color: #24292f; font-family: -apple-system, system-ui, Segoe UI, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif, Apple Color Emoji, Segoe UI Emoji;"><span style="background-color: white; font-size: 14px;">We can't stop here, this is git country!</span></span></li><li><span style="color: #24292f; font-family: -apple-system, system-ui, Segoe UI, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif, Apple Color Emoji, Segoe UI Emoji;"><span style="background-color: white; font-size: 14px;">I bet you thought this was a joke. Nope, git-testa.</span></span></li><li><span style="color: #24292f; font-family: -apple-system, system-ui, Segoe UI, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif, Apple Color Emoji, Segoe UI Emoji;"><span style="background-color: white; font-size: 14px;">May the forks be with you</span></span></li><li><span style="color: #24292f; font-family: -apple-system, system-ui, Segoe UI, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif, Apple Color Emoji, Segoe UI Emoji;"><span style="background-color: white; font-size: 14px;">Wait for the git-beats --drop</span></span></li><li><span style="color: #24292f; font-family: -apple-system, system-ui, Segoe UI, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif, Apple Color Emoji, Segoe UI Emoji;"><span style="background-color: white; font-size: 14px;">git is one byte short of a four-letter word</span></span></li><li><span style="color: #24292f; font-family: -apple-system, system-ui, Segoe UI, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif, Apple Color Emoji, Segoe UI Emoji;"><span style="background-color: white; font-size: 14px;">Yo dawg we heard you like commits so we put some commits in your tree so you can add submodules while you commit</span></span></li><li><span style="color: #24292f; font-family: -apple-system, system-ui, Segoe UI, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif, Apple Color Emoji, Segoe UI Emoji;"><span style="background-color: white; font-size: 14px;">What we push in life echoes in eternity</span></span></li><li><span style="color: #24292f; font-family: -apple-system, system-ui, Segoe UI, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif, Apple Color Emoji, Segoe UI Emoji;"><span style="background-color: white; font-size: 14px;">All those commits will be lost in time... Like tears in rain... Time to gc</span></span></li><li><span style="color: #24292f; font-family: -apple-system, system-ui, Segoe UI, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif, Apple Color Emoji, Segoe UI Emoji;"><span style="background-color: white; font-size: 14px;">git-bisect: The good, the bad and the... uhh... skip</span></span></li><li><span style="color: #24292f; font-family: -apple-system, system-ui, Segoe UI, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif, Apple Color Emoji, Segoe UI Emoji;"><span style="background-color: white; font-size: 14px;">git-stash: The sock drawer of version control</span></span></li><li><span style="color: #24292f; font-family: -apple-system, system-ui, Segoe UI, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif, Apple Color Emoji, Segoe UI Emoji;"><span style="background-color: white; font-size: 14px;">git-filter-branch: Hide your dirty laundry</span></span></li><li><span style="color: #24292f; font-family: -apple-system, system-ui, Segoe UI, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif, Apple Color Emoji, Segoe UI Emoji;"><span style="background-color: white; font-size: 14px;">git - control your forest of trees</span></span></li><li><span style="color: #24292f; font-family: -apple-system, system-ui, Segoe UI, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif, Apple Color Emoji, Segoe UI Emoji;"><span style="background-color: white; font-size: 14px;">git - subversion done right</span></span></li><li><span style="color: #24292f; font-family: -apple-system, system-ui, Segoe UI, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif, Apple Color Emoji, Segoe UI Emoji;"><span style="background-color: white; font-size: 14px;">This is not a joke, it's a commit.</span></span></li><li><span style="color: #24292f; font-family: -apple-system, system-ui, Segoe UI, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif, Apple Color Emoji, Segoe UI Emoji;"><span style="background-color: white; font-size: 14px;">We're gits on the moon! We format our patches! But there ain't no stashes so we code bad branches and rebase our commits!</span></span></li><li><span style="color: #24292f; font-family: -apple-system, system-ui, Segoe UI, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif, Apple Color Emoji, Segoe UI Emoji;"><span style="background-color: white; font-size: 14px;">git-cherry: the healthier snack</span></span></li><li><span style="color: #24292f; font-family: -apple-system, system-ui, Segoe UI, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif, Apple Color Emoji, Segoe UI Emoji;"><span style="background-color: white; font-size: 14px;">Be careful you don't get lost in gitland!</span></span></li><li><span style="color: #24292f; font-family: -apple-system, system-ui, Segoe UI, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif, Apple Color Emoji, Segoe UI Emoji;"><span style="background-color: white; font-size: 14px;">diff in hell, SVNites!</span></span></li><li><span style="color: #24292f; font-family: -apple-system, system-ui, Segoe UI, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif, Apple Color Emoji, Segoe UI Emoji;"><span style="background-color: white; font-size: 14px;">gitcoin: REWRITE A COMMIT, GO TO JAIL</span></span></li><li><span style="color: #24292f; font-family: -apple-system, system-ui, Segoe UI, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif, Apple Color Emoji, Segoe UI Emoji;"><span style="background-color: white; font-size: 14px;">git off!</span></span></li><li><span style="color: #24292f; font-family: -apple-system, system-ui, Segoe UI, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif, Apple Color Emoji, Segoe UI Emoji;"><span style="background-color: white; font-size: 14px;">Those who cannot --graph their branch are condemned to rebase it</span></span></li><li><span style="color: #24292f; font-family: -apple-system, system-ui, Segoe UI, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif, Apple Color Emoji, Segoe UI Emoji;"><span style="background-color: white; font-size: 14px;">Once you go git, you never go back.</span></span></li><li><span style="color: #24292f; font-family: -apple-system, system-ui, Segoe UI, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif, Apple Color Emoji, Segoe UI Emoji;"><span style="background-color: white; font-size: 14px;">This is not the greatest commit in the world, this is just a cherry-pick.</span></span></li><li><span style="color: #24292f; font-family: -apple-system, system-ui, Segoe UI, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif, Apple Color Emoji, Segoe UI Emoji;"><span style="background-color: white; font-size: 14px;">You can store your code in it!</span></span></li><li><span style="color: #24292f; font-family: -apple-system, system-ui, Segoe UI, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif, Apple Color Emoji, Segoe UI Emoji;"><span style="background-color: white; font-size: 14px;">Hadn't been for merge-eyed Joe, Ida been commited long time ago</span></span></li><li><span style="color: #24292f; font-family: -apple-system, system-ui, Segoe UI, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif, Apple Color Emoji, Segoe UI Emoji;"><span style="background-color: white; font-size: 14px;">git commit crim… PUT DOWN THAT GUN AND HANDS UP IN THE AIR!</span></span></li><li><span style="color: #24292f; font-family: -apple-system, system-ui, Segoe UI, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif, Apple Color Emoji, Segoe UI Emoji;"><span style="background-color: white; font-size: 14px;">No, I'm gitticus!</span></span></li><li><span style="color: #24292f; font-family: -apple-system, system-ui, Segoe UI, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif, Apple Color Emoji, Segoe UI Emoji;"><span style="background-color: white; font-size: 14px;">git-blame: ruining friendships since 2006</span></span></li><li><span style="color: #24292f; font-family: -apple-system, system-ui, Segoe UI, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif, Apple Color Emoji, Segoe UI Emoji;"><span style="background-color: white; font-size: 14px;">GitMan: Able to merge 8-headed octopoii in a single command! X-Ray vision of all code history!</span></span></li><li><span style="color: #24292f; font-family: -apple-system, system-ui, Segoe UI, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif, Apple Color Emoji, Segoe UI Emoji;"><span style="background-color: white; font-size: 14px;">In Git we trust!</span></span></li><li><span style="color: #24292f; font-family: -apple-system, system-ui, Segoe UI, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif, Apple Color Emoji, Segoe UI Emoji;"><span style="background-color: white; font-size: 14px;">all your rebase are belong to us</span></span></li><li><span style="color: #24292f; font-family: -apple-system, system-ui, Segoe UI, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif, Apple Color Emoji, Segoe UI Emoji;"><span style="background-color: white; font-size: 14px;">git request-pull: only legal in Nevada.</span></span></li><li><span style="color: #24292f; font-family: -apple-system, system-ui, Segoe UI, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif, Apple Color Emoji, Segoe UI Emoji;"><span style="background-color: white; font-size: 14px;">git: where we dropped our trunks and all have masters</span></span></li><li><span style="color: #24292f; font-family: -apple-system, system-ui, Segoe UI, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif, Apple Color Emoji, Segoe UI Emoji;"><span style="background-color: white; font-size: 14px;">git: history is written by the committers.</span></span></li><li><span style="color: #24292f; font-family: -apple-system, system-ui, Segoe UI, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif, Apple Color Emoji, Segoe UI Emoji;"><span style="background-color: white; font-size: 14px;">Git gets easier once you get the basic idea that branches are homeomorphic endofunctors mapping submanifolds of a Hilbert space.</span></span></li><li><span style="color: #24292f; font-family: -apple-system, system-ui, Segoe UI, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif, Apple Color Emoji, Segoe UI Emoji;"><span style="background-color: white; font-size: 14px;">Ceci n'est pas une commit</span></span></li><li><span style="color: #24292f; font-family: -apple-system, system-ui, Segoe UI, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif, Apple Color Emoji, Segoe UI Emoji;"><span style="background-color: white; font-size: 14px;">git out of da choppah!</span></span></li><li><span style="color: #24292f; font-family: -apple-system, system-ui, Segoe UI, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif, Apple Color Emoji, Segoe UI Emoji;"><span style="background-color: white; font-size: 14px;">DaftPunk.git: clone it, fetch it, merge it, push it; pull it, log it, cherry-pick it</span></span></li><li><span style="color: #24292f; font-family: -apple-system, system-ui, Segoe UI, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif, Apple Color Emoji, Segoe UI Emoji;"><span style="background-color: white; font-size: 14px;">Non nobis Domine, sed Git da gloriam!</span></span></li><li><span style="color: #24292f; font-family: -apple-system, system-ui, Segoe UI, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif, Apple Color Emoji, Segoe UI Emoji;"><span style="background-color: white; font-size: 14px;">Updates were rejected: use the --force</span></span></li><li><span style="color: #24292f; font-family: -apple-system, system-ui, Segoe UI, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif, Apple Color Emoji, Segoe UI Emoji;"><span style="background-color: white; font-size: 14px;">I git by with a little help from my friends</span></span></li><li><span style="color: #24292f; font-family: -apple-system, system-ui, Segoe UI, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif, Apple Color Emoji, Segoe UI Emoji;"><span style="background-color: white; font-size: 14px;">iGit 2.5 S: THE NEW GIT | MORE PERSONAL | MORE HIPSTER | THE MOST GIT SINCE GIT</span></span></li><li><span style="color: #24292f; font-family: -apple-system, system-ui, Segoe UI, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif, Apple Color Emoji, Segoe UI Emoji;"><span style="background-color: white; font-size: 14px;">Commits are not objects of love, and should not be judged by their size.</span></span></li><li><span style="color: #24292f; font-family: -apple-system, system-ui, Segoe UI, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif, Apple Color Emoji, Segoe UI Emoji;"><span style="background-color: white; font-size: 14px;">Always make picking as sweet as the cherries, with gitvia.</span></span></li><li><span style="color: #24292f; font-family: -apple-system, system-ui, Segoe UI, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif, Apple Color Emoji, Segoe UI Emoji;"><span style="background-color: white; font-size: 14px;">where do SVN-Users keep their HEAD? ... in the trunk!</span></span></li><li><span style="color: #24292f; font-family: -apple-system, system-ui, Segoe UI, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif, Apple Color Emoji, Segoe UI Emoji;"><span style="background-color: white; font-size: 14px;">Git can remember it for you wholesale</span></span></li><li><span style="color: #24292f; font-family: -apple-system, system-ui, Segoe UI, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif, Apple Color Emoji, Segoe UI Emoji;"><span style="background-color: white; font-size: 14px;">Git knows what you did last summer!</span></span></li><li><span style="color: #24292f; font-family: -apple-system, system-ui, Segoe UI, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif, Apple Color Emoji, Segoe UI Emoji;"><span style="background-color: white; font-size: 14px;">A commit a day keeps the mobs away</span></span></li><li><span style="color: #24292f; font-family: -apple-system, system-ui, Segoe UI, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif, Apple Color Emoji, Segoe UI Emoji;"><span style="background-color: white; font-size: 14px;">git-outhouse: when even plumbing commands are too nice</span></span></li><li><span style="color: #24292f; font-family: -apple-system, system-ui, Segoe UI, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif, Apple Color Emoji, Segoe UI Emoji;"><span style="background-color: white; font-size: 14px;">May the --force be with you</span></span></li><li><span style="color: #24292f; font-family: -apple-system, system-ui, Segoe UI, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif, Apple Color Emoji, Segoe UI Emoji;"><span style="background-color: white; font-size: 14px;">War is peace, freedom is slavery, ignorance is strength, svn is version control</span></span></li><li><span style="color: #24292f; font-family: -apple-system, system-ui, Segoe UI, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif, Apple Color Emoji, Segoe UI Emoji;"><span style="background-color: white; font-size: 14px;">Subversion to crimestop thoughtcrime and unperson Emmanuel Gitstein</span></span></li><li><span style="color: #24292f; font-family: -apple-system, system-ui, Segoe UI, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif, Apple Color Emoji, Segoe UI Emoji;"><span style="background-color: white; font-size: 14px;">The git-git-slide is fun to dance to, until it isn't</span></span></li><li><span style="color: #24292f; font-family: -apple-system, system-ui, Segoe UI, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif, Apple Color Emoji, Segoe UI Emoji;"><span style="background-color: white; font-size: 14px;">git gud</span></span></li><li><span style="color: #24292f; font-family: -apple-system, system-ui, Segoe UI, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif, Apple Color Emoji, Segoe UI Emoji;"><span style="background-color: white; font-size: 14px;">In case of fire: git commit, git push, leave the building</span></span></li><li><span style="color: #24292f; font-family: -apple-system, system-ui, Segoe UI, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif, Apple Color Emoji, Segoe UI Emoji;"><span style="background-color: white; font-size: 14px;">Don't forgit to bring a towel</span></span></li><li><span style="color: #24292f; font-family: -apple-system, system-ui, Segoe UI, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif, Apple Color Emoji, Segoe UI Emoji;"><span style="background-color: white; font-size: 14px;">It's not that hard, you just need to git good</span></span></li><li><span style="color: #24292f; font-family: -apple-system, system-ui, Segoe UI, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif, Apple Color Emoji, Segoe UI Emoji;"><span style="background-color: white; font-size: 14px;">War is peace, freedom is slavery, ignorance is strength, git is version control</span></span></li><li><span style="color: #24292f; font-family: -apple-system, system-ui, Segoe UI, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif, Apple Color Emoji, Segoe UI Emoji;"><span style="background-color: white; font-size: 14px;">Don't let the walls cave in on you, git knows where your HEAD's at</span></span></li><li><span style="color: #24292f; font-family: -apple-system, system-ui, Segoe UI, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif, Apple Color Emoji, Segoe UI Emoji;"><span style="background-color: white; font-size: 14px;">What is the most loyal tool of a programmer? Git, because of its COMMITment!</span></span></li><li><span style="color: #24292f; font-family: -apple-system, system-ui, Segoe UI, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif, Apple Color Emoji, Segoe UI Emoji;"><span style="background-color: white; font-size: 14px;">Fork it until you make it.</span></span></li><li><span style="color: #24292f; font-family: -apple-system, system-ui, Segoe UI, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif, Apple Color Emoji, Segoe UI Emoji;"><span style="background-color: white; font-size: 14px;">The problem with Git jokes ? well, everyone has their own version :)</span></span></li><li><span style="color: #24292f; font-family: -apple-system, system-ui, Segoe UI, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif, Apple Color Emoji, Segoe UI Emoji;"><span style="background-color: white; font-size: 14px;">Git offa my lawn!</span></span></li><li><span style="color: #24292f; font-family: -apple-system, system-ui, Segoe UI, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif, Apple Color Emoji, Segoe UI Emoji;"><span style="background-color: white; font-size: 14px;">Frankly, my dear, I don't give a fork.</span></span></li><li><span style="color: #24292f; font-family: -apple-system, system-ui, Segoe UI, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif, Apple Color Emoji, Segoe UI Emoji;"><span style="background-color: white; font-size: 14px;">How the git cult end their prayers ? --amen(d)</span></span></li></ol></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8045811097186374281.post-52070219156058803382022-02-24T18:21:00.001+05:452022-02-24T18:21:04.569+05:45Arguing With Strangers Prank!!<iframe width="480" height="270" src="https://youtube.com/embed/k8MkdpGXq9I" frameborder="0"></iframe>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8045811097186374281.post-64286827470717282132022-01-18T10:00:00.004+05:452022-01-18T10:00:55.840+05:45Start Earning<p>Hey I joined a network called <a href="https://vindaleue.xyz/9592779494919" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Vindaleld and earned $25.00</a>! 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