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LAUGH AWAY YOUR SORROWS

LAUGH AWAY YOUR SORROWS

* I thought I have heard it all till I heard this
conversation between Kenny dc and his teacher.
Teacher:who can give me 3 examples of
question tag?
For example,John is a farmer.isn't he?
Kenny dc:1. Mary is a waiter.waiting she?


2.sam Is short.shorten't him? And


3.you are a yam.yamen't you?
The teacher just fainted
*Some girls are wicked just because I told her
that I can die for her sake.can u believe,she told
me to proof it
*Amaka has now been added to the dictionary
which means DISAPPOINTMENT e.g
I thought she would come but she AMAKED
me.those of you who's name is amaka no be my
handwriting b dis oo
*Life is a gamble,"to win big u must take big
risks"
My people beware, d above quote is from
Betway,b very careful
*That moment when you are about to have sex in
d dark,you rub something on your dick thinking
it's Vaseline but you find out that it was LOKO
BALM.That's the day you will give your life to
Christ
*This one Sabi cook,this one Sabi greet,this one
sabi do.Na so Solomon take marry 700 wife's
ooo
*I'm sure if it's a Yoruba man dat created
Facebook,all the emojis go get tribal mark
*Disclaimer!!!if I dated you while I was below
10yrs,pls don't call me ur Ex.because I Neva get
sense by dat time
*Some people can be funny ooo.how come u
post on ur birthday"wow I can't believe I'm +1
today"
So if you don't believe, it's now me dat will
believe abi.mtcheew
I can c the stupidity in you
*A girl who wants to cheat will cheat if you like
take her out,feed her until she can't walk
again.she will still crawl to another guy.

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